I don’t know about you, morsels, but we’re having serious “Game of Thrones” withdrawal at Chez Martini, and its being out of the running for Emmy awards tonight isn’t helping. There are the biweekly cosplay sessions, of course, and I remain hopeful that shouting “dracarys!” at my bearded dragons will toast the marshmallows eventually, but we want more.
That’s where Manolo, my beloved Pom, comes in. Manolo will be my mole on set when the cast shoots the final season, giving me all the inside dirt. He’ll be disguised as part of Jon Snow’s fur cape.
“What if I get smacked in a sword fight?” he squeaked.
“Then play it for all it’s worth,” I said. There’s got to be an Emmy category for Best Puffy Tuft, Drama.
Speaking of winners, there weren’t any in this week’s red-carpet and runway stakeout.
Let me cheer up this Blue Dragon, and I’ll file my report:
1 part blue Curacao
3 parts orange vodka
2 whole maraschino cherries
1 slice orange
Shake (or stir, your preference) vodka and curacao in a cocktail shaker with crushed ice. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange slice and some maraschinos.
SWATCH OUT Sabrina Carpenter dear, that’s not what they meant by ‘make a blanket statement.’
SMOKING Shanina Shaik believes in dressing for the weather. Here, she’s fog at night.
WRAP ARTIST Whatever doctor bandaged Diane Kruger was in a festive mood, but a little slapdash. Get well soon.
ROMAINE HOLIDAY Of all the head-of-lettuce nightgowns, Rachel McAdams has the nicest. A little wilted, though.